Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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