ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I am available for nakedness
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
