i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
We named our party play list daddy issues
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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