Your tits are I can't wait for
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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