is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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