Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I've blown a few things in my day
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
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