We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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