I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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