Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
My friends, they love my intelligence
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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