I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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