Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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