we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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