RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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