I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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