I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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