I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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