He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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