Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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