Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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