How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
The air taste purple.
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