How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
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