Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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