We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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