i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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