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say what?
wanna hang out?
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
literally had 100 drinks last night.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
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