Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
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