drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
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Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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