I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
