CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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