in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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