Porn is love you can see.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
NoShamevember. You game?
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Randomize
