brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
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