Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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