my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
i just made my gag reflex go away.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
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