Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
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