So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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