Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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