Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
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