I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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