Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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