Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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