There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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