The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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