If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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