I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
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Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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