next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize
