she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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