He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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