Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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