i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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