don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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